Year after year...well EVERY god damn year, February 14 stands as a day of love. It's great if you're attached. But for us singles out there, it fucking sucks, okay?! lol No, screw you! I AM going to be that bitter person and present you with the harsh realities of being single, ON VALENTINES DAY! lol
I work a few hours a week to make some extra cash as an esthetician and one of my duties includes waxing. Now, for my entire time working all of my guest wanted brazilians. You know, thats where girls want the hair from their hoohaas completely removed. And why you ask? BECAUSE they're going to get some on Valentines Day...AND I'M NOT AND I'M THE GOD DAMN BRAZILIAN QUEEN! lmao! ME, not them, is gonna make their night with their man awesome! And what do I get on Valentines Day? NADA! NOWT!
I wish I had someone to share this day with...to be held in his arms...for him to tell me "I love you,"...as corny as it sounds, I WANT THAT GOD DAMN HIDEOUS BEAR THAT READ 'I HEART YOU'!
But you know what? Its all good. Tomorrow I'm going to stuff my face with chocolate, search for "love" at the bottom of a wine glass and do the unthinkable...I'm going to see him. You know who...PIZZA! I am calling Pizza up for a booty call! I'm gonna tell him to bring friends too, chicken wings and garlic bread! So ha! While all those couples are sucking face, exchanging gifts and sexing it up, I'll be enjoying Pizza. All those men whose girlfriends I waxed, they'll be seeing my face and thanking me for their good time biatches! MUUUWwaaahahahahahahahaa!
Pft Valentines Day...what a cruel corporate joke!
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