The "S" Word

Single...yes...sadly...gladly? For some, the S word is a bad word. Why is it a bad word? Single is a bad word when you've been on a dating spree forever and still remain single. Its a bad word when others have toyed with your feelings...sick bastards...Its a bad word when you've given up because the scars from being hurt so many times cannot heal. Its a bad word when you've accepted your doomed fate to be alone FOREVER!...maybe it is not so bad after all...maybe...gladly!

Emotional Eater

Hello, my name is Ty and I am an emotional eater! Sounds like a AA meeting eh? Food is my obsession and yes from time to time, I do need an intervention. Usually when I'm super stressed out I bite my nails (um tasty) and make a run to the corner store and buy my favourite bag of chips (jalapeño and cheddar). Or if I'm stuck, I'll rummage through my kitchen and eat the whole jar of nutella! lol

But right now I'm not just stressed, I VERY stressed. Its crunch time at school. I'm behind on my readings, I have two exams next week, film responses and an essay that's due tomorrow. My good friend Sousou is helping me out on my essay since I suck at writing them so that automatically makes her the best person in the world and a bag a chips! Under normal circumstances I would be in my room, door close and all to hide my shame and devour a bag of chips! lol But I'm so stressed out that if I eat anything I'll throw up! Its times like this when food does not hold a special place in my stomach...because my stomach will kick it out!

University of Piss Me Off

Here I am sitting in my Muslims and Jews class and the professor is going on and on about something that is irrelevant to at the moment...what's a madhhab?! lol Ugh I really could care less about the school of law and legal discussions within Jewish and Muslim traditions. See! Its stuff like this that really errks me because I have no idea of what he's talking about and that must mean that what he is saying doesn't interest me...waste of my time and brain space.

Do you know what else inspires such gross feelings of interest?! Intolerable teaching assistants and inconsiderable fellow students! If none of you can't already tell, but my grammar is pretty bad. My essays are even worse! So when my own native community sponsors and pays for my education, I intend to do them proud and receive high marks. I go out of my way to improve my essay writing. So that brings us to the question, which I nearly asked my T.A. but didn't "So what do you do?" Aren't T.A.s there not only to assist our professors but to assist the professor in assisting his students? So if I have a question regarding my essay or request essay guidance, I EXPECT to get my money's worth and have my concerns addressed. However, I was refused help! The T.A. refused to even look or make sure that I was on the right track of my introduction and thesis! HOW DARE SHE?! Its not my fault that her massive breasts obstruct her view from reading my work! lol okay yes that was quit mean...BUT STILL. I wasn't asking for specifics, but rather just make sure that I actually have a thesis! ugh! Whatever! I don't need her. I'll ask someone else whom does not get paid and will help out of the goodness of their heart, rather than someone who gets paid for nothing.

As my good friend Mr. T told me today, some university students are stupid and rude and think they can get away with anything. Its true, you can get away with a lot of things at university...wikipedia anyone? You know what I mean! But there are some things that students cannot get away with. Like, not showing up for class but trying to get someone else you hardly know to sign you in on the attendance sheet. Who's looking to get in trouble? Pft, NOT ME! Even better, once I had a fellow student asked me to send her one of my old Islamic history essays because she didn't have the time to write one up. Could you believe that?! OUTRAGEOUS! If i have to show up and suffer in class, so does everyone else! If I have to spend sleepless and stressful days writing an essay, which I suck at doing, so will everyone else! And you know what's funny? These type of people actually get away with stuff like this! ugh!!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

Rant done...I'm in such a bitchy mood today...maybe its because I'm hungry.

Ta darling, ta!

...yes I know its Saturday night and I am well aware of the fact that I am home on a Saturday night

Hello mortals! Welcome to my blog! Allow me the pleasure to show you around. In front of you are the words describing the life of a single 26 year old university student.

Now if you read on, you will discover that apart from being single, I am very bored and writing this welcoming note to you instead of working on my International Relations of the Middle East two page film response, proves that I would much rather write something funny, witty and DRAMATIC, than write about the UN 181 resolution that partitioned Palestine.

Hungry? YES! Food? YES PLEASE! Fat? YES! But I'm working on that. However that does not defeat the set in stone fact that I LOVE FOOD, especially pizza...if I lived alone I would most definitely order in Pizza Pizza with green olives, chicken and pepperoni right now...BUT NO! I refuse! I am determined to get back to my old weight of 15olbs and then eventually get down to 125lbs. If you can't already tell, I do experience a great internal conflict when it comes to food. Its like a bad boyfriend, you hate him because he's such a jerk to your body, but you always go back for more! Its an obsession!

Now I can't be the only one who feels the same way I do. There has to be more wonderful people like me out there who spend their Saturday nights doing nothing. So show yourself and read my blog and if you like, share your thoughts!