Hairy Eyebrows, Garbage Bins, and Fighter Jets

What's a girl gotta do to get her eyebrows waxed in Japan?! TELL MEEE! I haven't done my eyebrows in four fricken weeks and they're beginning to crawl off my face like caterpillars! Honestly, for a nation filled with hairless people appropriate waxing salons should be in plenty! humph!

And another thing! Where are all of the garbage bins in this country?! For such a clean country you'd think there'd be mass amounts of bins! Where does all the garbage go?! Does it vanish into thin air? Hmmm...I actually wouldn't be surprise if such a device existed in Japan, the world's capital of technology!

AND ONE MORE THING! I would like to thank the Japanese airforce for putting on daily show for me. Oh yeah, I especially enjoy it when you fly your damn stealth jets over my apartment every morning at 8:40am EXACTLY! p.s. please shove your jets up your arse so that I can sleep the fuck in! Arigato Goyzamasu!