BUT non-sexiness is not acceptable. So, what is NOT sexy?
Ladies:
-Un-pedicured feet and un-manicured nails...you look dirty and clean looks sexy.
-Have you seen George? No? That's probably because he is lost within your jungle! BRAZILIAN ladies!
-Is there a reason as to why you are wearing a bra that is waaaay too tight and half your cup size? Go for a bra fitting my dear!
-Pouting, ESPECIALLY IN PHOTOS! Why are you pouting?!?! You look dumb, not sexy!
Gentlemen:
-Yeah, don't worry, I didn't forget to notice your feet too! Fix your feet!
-Please refrain from adjusting your package in public. Yes, when we see you do this we realized that you might have a big one, but if you're gonna do this, you might as well pick you wedgy! lol Its gross!
-Dorags...not only do you look stupid, you look like a robber!
-Baggy pants and shirts...the "I'm drowning in my clothes" look is not attractive. In fact, you look like you couldn't find your size, which in turn makes you look stupid.
-Walking with a "pimp" limp...I advise you to see your doctor or buy a cane if you walk like this, because if done on purpose, its not sexy!
-Hitting on women on the transit...not only is it creepy, but you look like a desperate loser...the transit is for transportation use, not a speeding dating session for duration of your trip.
-Hitting on women while driving...you look stupid when you stop your car in the middle of the road to hit on a lady and have five cars behind you honk at you. And do you know what's even worse, hitting on a women while you're on the passenger side of a car! You scrub! lol But it all seriousness, women or shall I say real ladies, won't actually walk up to your car...we're not prostitutes! So treating us like one is not sexy.
I'm sure that there are a whole lot of things that are not considered sexy. These ones just really get to my though. I know I'm sexy! Are you?
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