Friday, July 29, 2011

Sexy

We all know what sexy is? Women can be sexy. Men can be sexy. All in their own sexy way. That is the way one dresses, walks, talks, dancing, and all that etc blah blah blah.

BUT non-sexiness is not acceptable. So, what is NOT sexy?

Ladies:
-Un-pedicured feet and un-manicured nails...you look dirty and clean looks sexy.
-Have you seen George? No? That's probably because he is lost within your jungle! BRAZILIAN ladies!
-Is there a reason as to why you are wearing a bra that is waaaay too tight and half your cup size? Go for a bra fitting my dear!
-Pouting, ESPECIALLY IN PHOTOS! Why are you pouting?!?! You look dumb, not sexy!

Gentlemen:
-Yeah, don't worry, I didn't forget to notice your feet too! Fix your feet!
-Please refrain from adjusting your package in public. Yes, when we see you do this we realized that you might have a big one, but if you're gonna do this, you might as well pick you wedgy! lol Its gross!
-Dorags...not only do you look stupid, you look like a robber!
-Baggy pants and shirts...the "I'm drowning in my clothes" look is not attractive. In fact, you look like you couldn't find your size, which in turn makes you look stupid.
-Walking with a "pimp" limp...I advise you to see your doctor or buy a cane if you walk like this, because if done on purpose, its not sexy!
-Hitting on women on the transit...not only is it creepy, but you look like a desperate loser...the transit is for transportation use, not a speeding dating session for duration of your trip.
-Hitting on women while driving...you look stupid when you stop your car in the middle of the road to hit on a lady and have five cars behind you honk at you. And do you know what's even worse, hitting on a women while you're on the passenger side of a car! You scrub! lol But it all seriousness, women or shall I say real ladies, won't actually walk up to your car...we're not prostitutes! So treating us like one is not sexy.

I'm sure that there are a whole lot of things that are not considered sexy. These ones just really get to my though. I know I'm sexy! Are you?

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