| facebook stalker | 108 up, 12 down | |
a person who spends large amounts of time on facebook looking at other people's profiles. often browsing photos, walls (or wall-to-walls), groups, or recent activity posted on the stalked person's mini-feed. "you are such a facebook stalker!" "i found out that sarah joined a group when i was facebook stalking her last night." "mikey is so hot, i think i'm gonna spend most of the night facebook stalking him looking at his pics." "did you see emily and jenny's wall-to-wall? they were totally talking about you behind your back!" | ||
Bahaha, you see that! We are creepers! Why do we do it? Why are we so obsessed with our friends, our enemies, ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends, and that person you you want so bad but you are too chicken shit to admit your feelings to them for fear of rejection? OH WHY YOU CRUEL WORLD?! I will tell you why. Because we have nothing better to do, but obsess about how great your friend's life is, how ugly your enemy looks in their profile picture, to see if your ex is still single and ponder 'what if we could have worked out?' or to see if that person you like likes anyone else or has recently updated their status to 'in a relationship' or even worse 'engaged.'
Instead of stalking someone's else's life, we should click that logout button in the far right top corner and concentrate on our own lives, our own drama and our own shit. Sure, I have stalked those I have dated and those whom I liked and still do like. But the time has come to put away my Facebook Stalker suit and spend my time on more important things...like my Arabic.
p.s.
You might wanna make sure you look good or even better, HOT, in your profile picture...just in case you are a victim of Facebook Stalking.
No comments:
Post a Comment